| The preceptor stands by his office window overlooking the parking lot while sipping his coffee. | |
| Doctor: | Right on time. |
| Me: | Sorry? |
| Doctor: | The surgeon. He just pulled into the parking lot. |
| Me: | Okay. Where is he? |
| Doctor: | He's driving the dead giveaway. |
| Me: | Hm? |
| Doctor: | *Points down to a standout candy red Porsche* That one. |
| Me: | Oh... |
| Doctor: | Yup... |
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No title because a title would give unnecessary preconceptions about what you are going to see and read. People preconceive too much.
Dear stupid parents,
do not act surprised when your kid dies because you shoved 3 adult size socks down your 16 month olds throat to make them stop crying.
sincerely,
the 19 year old EMT who has seen this 3 too many times in her 9 month career.
Korra Nation: Korra Nation, meet our very excited Comic-Con sweepstakes winner,...
Korra Nation, meet our very excited Comic-Con sweepstakes winner, Carson! Carson is the one lucky fan who won our grand prize trip to SDCC to meet Korra creators Mike & Bryan. A big congrats on behalf of the whole team at Nickelodeon!
We asked Carson some questions about her love for the…
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Scientists Find Thousands Of Previously Undiscovered Species Cowering In Amazon Rainforest
As usual, The Onion’s best comedy is that which is just barely beyond truth. If you don’t laugh, you just may cry.
“Our expedition has shown that the Amazon Rainforest is simply teeming with a multitude of creatures never before glimpsed in this region,” said lead researcher professor Courtland Gere, who personally observed a rare form of spider monkey as it huddled, shaking, inside the stump of a freshly felled tree. “Just mere minutes after our vehicles entered the forest, our team was lucky enough to hear the grief-stricken whimpers of a fascinating, previously unknown species of striped jaguar locked in the fetal position under a pile of leaves.”
(via The Onion)
The glowing “firefly squid” of Toyama, Japan. Each tentacle contains a photophore which produces light to attract small fish for the squid to feed on.
Evolution Skeptics Will Soon be Silenced by Science: Richard Leakey
Richard Leakey predicts skepticism over evolution will soon be history.
Not that the avowed atheist has any doubts himself.
Sometime in the next 15 to 30 years, scientific discoveries will have accelerated to the point that “even the skeptics can accept it,” the Kenyan-born paleoanthropologist said.
“If you get to the stage where you can persuade people on the evidence, that it’s solid, that we are all African, that color is superficial, that stages of development of culture are all interactive, then I think we have a chance of a world that will respond better to global challenges.”
Albert Einstein’s office at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, N.J., photographed on the day of his death, April 18, 1955.
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